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Lahat ng Hindi Ko Kailangang Malaman, Natutunan Ko sa Pelikulang For Adults Only

ni Jose F. Lacaba

(mula sa kalipunan ng Edad Medya: Mga Tula sa Katanghaliang Gulang)

Marumi ang pulitiko, pero malinis ang budhi

ng puta.
Ipokrito ang pari, pero may ginintuang puso
ang puta.
Nagpapaaral ng kapatid na magpapari
ang puta.
Namumutiktik sa putang ina at anak ng puta ang malaswang bibig
ng puta.
Nalululong sa droga ang anak
ng puta.
Ayaw ng putang ina na ang anak niyang babae’y masadlak
sa pagpuputa.
Ang unang tikim sa luto ng Diyos ay ipinapatikim
ng puta.
Bukas ang simbahan kahit madaling-araw tuwing magdadasal
ang puta.
Nagbubulungan ang mga manang na nakakasalubong
ng puta.
Ginahasa ng tiyuhin ang puta kung kaya siya
nagputa.
Talak ng kahirapan kung kaya nagputa
ang puta.
Hindi nagpapahalik sa labi
ang puta.
Kapwa puta ang mga kabarkada
ng puta.
Magandang lalaki ang nag-aalay ng tapat na pag-ibig
sa puta.
Masungit na ina ng magandang lalaki ang nag-aalok ng pera para lumayo
ang puta.
Kung binabaril ang bidang lalaki, yumayakap at tinatamaan
ang puta.
Tanging kamatayan ang tutubos at magpapatawad sa kaputahan
ng puta.
Sigaw ng puta: Pare-pareho naman tayong
puta!

missed my page.. missed noting my disturb letters..

nakatutuwa

nakangingiti

nakagagaan ng kalooban ngayong ika'y muling nakaulayaw

KAHAPON

may katagalan din na tayo'y walang napag-usapan

.. sa iyo'y hindi nakapagkwento

.. ika'y nakaligtaan

NGAYON

nais magsuplong muli ng damdaming lubos na kumakawala

.. mga ideya, kaisipan at karanasang nagbabaga na nabusalan ng pagkaalipin sa salapi

.. nais na ibahagi ang isang taon na lumipas

.. taon na nagpatibay ng pagkakaintindi at paniniwala na marapat lamang hindi maniwala

BUKAS

magsusulat

magwiwika

magbabahagi (nawa'y maipagpatuloy) nang buhul-buhol na eksperyensya, istorya, karanasan sa pang-araw-araw na pakikipagtalsik-laway

My Call, My Affair (XboX Scripting)

Thank you for choosing me as your lover.

You treat me yours and I treat you mine.

And how may I please you today?

Oh, I am so sorry to hear that I'm losing you as a partner.

But don't worry, I'll be bitter in assisting you in this cancellation.

May I know the reason why you want to remove me in your life?

Let me just confirm, you want to turn off this love 'coz you're migrating to another lover?

If I may ask, didn't you enjoy your stay with me?

Have I given you connectivity issues for us to end as easy as this?

Are there any charges you blame on me?

Anyway, I'm glad I have given you everything you wanted,

though I'm really sorry to hear that you have been compromised BY someone else,
or should I say, WITH someone else.

Well, yes, I'm certain that this love doesn't warrant a lifetime affair

though I am firm we can still recover this game of love.

And instead of transferring your affection to another attention,

why not just take advantage of setting this attachment to a "bestfriend with benefits commitment?"

Where in we're merely friends but we act like lovers

or the best I can offer you is for us to be prepaid connected as latent friends, sounds good?

Oh, I see! I really feel bad you already made up your mind

and rather stay in discontinuing this relationship.

But anyway, thank you for connecting and coming in my life.

I enjoyed your phony love and had a great life with you through gold and silver.

Oh, just to let you know, I'm very aware of this love's terms and conditions that change is constant,

that each affair comes to an end, if it's not meant to be locked by Him.

For now, I guess we're all set.

I'll be better, a little bitter, but certainly will be over you..soon.

Thank you. And have a good life.

Goodbye!

mIsTaKeN iDeNtiTy

He stood in that corner, clear and sane

thinking of things they used to do

and the revels they used to share.

But then, life is so unfair that it ended up in pain.

A mother and a child

Love each other, so tender and mild

One hug from her makes his day complete,

One kiss from him makes she feel elite

Yet unlike all other relationships

that last a lifetime,

Theirs did not, for it ended up

in a pitiful crime.

For when the time he met this white crystalline peer

everything has changed on him, dear.

His world revolved in a wink of an eye

and things become new and different, but to goodbye.

This white crystalline powder which he thought a friend

brought him to depth of misery and pain.

Never had it brought him good deeds

nor companions ahead

for it gave him the feelings of superiority and vanity.

Obnoxious him, they say.

Hence no one wants to be his colleague

But for him, it’s fun to hear those hearsays

for it feels him hooligan in town.

In a sudden, this very day come.

Mother came in his room and did her everyday spell

It was hooey as it was,

and had always brought him to ennui.

She stood with arms akimbo

Wearing a turban in red and tattling non-stop.

Her voice, aloud and yet mellow

can be heard in the four corners of his room so stuff.

That voice, on the other hand

without thinking twice, goad him to action at command.

For him, she’s an enemy to reckon

Hence he sallied fourth against her

and stabbed her to death like a freshly sliced bacon

“Wheeng, wheeng, wheeng…”

Here comes the cop.

And when the investigations come

it voice out a hideous revelation...

“I didn’t mean to kill her

but she tattles and gnashing

like an insane, untame and savage

Big Black Wolf with eyes brilliant in red,” he uttered.

The investigators, out of findings,

was shocked by what he had stated.

‘Coz at the back where the woman stands ere her death,

was his huge black jacket hanging on the wall.